WhiteElvenDragon (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

This is good enough to be on the Onion! lol

StuPitt1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

They interviewed this lady on a local radio station this morning. Turns out that it was a prank her grand daughter was playing on her grandma. It got out of hand and eventually she came forward.

Quivistar (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

weiner poopie. i laughed so hard

1revjay (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Well, if there were footprints only behind or in front then I would say Jesus rose and left. But since there are tracks in both directions I'm guessing he had an accomplice.

SilentBob420BMFJ (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

thats what you get for believing in magical things.. perhaps the reason why "jesus" disappeared is because she lost faith? i mean just because you cant see it doesnt mean its not there right? i mean thats what christians have told me, that just because you cant see it doesnt mean its not there, and that you have to have faith, so why doesnt it work in this situation? religion can be healthy, but it has way too many negatives to overcome the positive or two

scoos (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

bahahah

importgopeder (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

clean up the fucking shit u old hag!!!

Sonnynapoles19 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I work with her granddaughter Ashley in florida she was telling us all about it

Mortskcab (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

The greatest news story ever told!

ki2594 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

lmao sooo funny...it was her grand daughter lmaoo