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brocadeblu (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
you think your hot, but your not!
ueberRegenbogen (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Once, after getting off a transit bus, a gal told me that her friend wanted my body (much to her embarrassment). Unfortunately i was short on time; so i just said "I'm using it", and went on my way. Else i might have had a little more fun with it—even if just goofing off. (Maybe i should have gotten a number or something; but i'm never savvy enough to jump on those opportunities. On the bright side, i've never caught any unpronounceable diseases.)
(Meanwhile, you ARE a mighty hot number!) ;)
xxxcrazycanuckxxx (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
ok i have one.(which ended up with my friend getting into a fight because of this very lewd crewd act.) OK we were extrememly inebriated at the bar one night years ago. My friend was at the bar getting in line to buy a drink when he bent over. He bent over to the girls in front of him. He then proceeded to sniff her ass. when she turned around to see what was up, he said "It is you!!! I thought it was you!!" She laughed and her friend went irrate, then the boyfriends came. FIGHT ON. luv ya Jill!
horrsh (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
hey baby
did you just fart? coz you just blew me away
rdyst68 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Man hating lesbo!!
bekkkks (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
1:20-1:40 nice tits and teeth !
yetitracker (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
when first i looked into your eyes....i feared that i might drown...from drinking in such beauty....the like ive never found...forgive me if im forward...i know that i have been...but i think that im in love with you....what was your name again?...lol
WikkidAwesomeness (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
u would hafta grow a dick for that asshat
uhwhatQQ (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Rofl
feaichon (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
maybe you hear that a lot because you live in jerk town... real men never say that kind of shit |
