rickrudd (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Oh Man DUDE!!! all points west of Los Angeles and east of New York are "Clearly not hip, cool, and/or trivial enough (to clarify, see all the worthless humans your fellow citizens worship) - is there in fact an 'America' that exists beyond our douchebag city borders???!!!" You are correct - it IS a funny joke - I am just dismayed at my 6! thumbs down for a less-than harsh comment that merely raised the question of why a little fella like P.O. would pick out Roanoke as his point of ridicule.

monsieurhassan (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

It must've been real mand sto . .. that's a good story, u can't just make it up

rtselby (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

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Stillwater100 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

"Everything in Cirque du Soleil is wet and French and gay and on fire at the same time." ROFLMFAO. Patton is the fucking king! This shit is howlingly funny.

Anon1696 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Bi people don't have fingers; how are you typing?

gabara (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

The whole red state-blue state dichotomy.

Type59 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

This is funny to kids, who can relate to him due to size.

wickkidda (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

in the middle when the video messes up what does he say doesn't exist?

rtanweb (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Yes, you are cock-hungry. So?

SteveTharPirate (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Great, salt of the earth butt fucking trannies. And even if it's a lie, it's a funny joke.