gillianb99 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

that was bizzare, but strangly brilliant...

abahawas (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

stfu noob

bobiskwl123555 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

lol

fuzzybumblybee (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

lol

blaimjos (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Hey, those convictions are a crock! He did send in all of the proper disclosure forms. He tried to do it electronically and his internet got tangled up in the tubes.

technoohit (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

uua qeiiL

GoI3ig (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

It's a series of felonies.

iluvhotblondes (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

chill out my ass. if you or i are convicted of one felony, we're behind bars. in calif an several states... 3 strikes (3 felonies) your out! 25 yrs min. this fuck got 7 felonies! who gives a fuck if he's older than the pyramids criminal is criminal chill out my ass stop preferential treatment among scumbag lying convict felon politicians like dirty cops - they deserve swifter punishment than crackhead nigger. it's called 'abuse of authority' convicted felons in public trust~'higher standards'

EvilWireman (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

BREAKING NEWS. Ted Stevens has fled to Japan. Investigators were baffled as to how he could have escaped the public's eye, that is, until they found a series of tubes under his house. The tubes were indeed...internet tubes...

BlurOfLight (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

lol I love this